Music Time
May 16th, 2005
May 2nd, 2005
A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling
by Mark Twain
For example, in Year 1 that useless letter “c” would be dropped to be replased either by “k” or “s”, and likewise “x” would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which “c” would be retained would be the “ch” formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform “w” spelling, so that “which” and “one” would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish “y” replasing it with “i” and Iear 4 might fiks the “g/j” anomali wonse and for all. Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez “c”, “y” and “x” — bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez — tu riplais “ch”, “sh”, and “th” rispektivli. Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
April 29th, 2005
Check this out:
The inspiration for this project naturally came from Dean Kamen’s Segway. Dean had the farsighted vision of small lightweight Personal Electric Vehicles (PEV’s) redefining urban transportation. Unfortunately, he tried to plan out and orchestrate such a revolution top down with a novel self-balancing scooter. Early media speculation and tight-lipped secrecy made for a ridiculously over-hyped situation, so when the Segway finally hit the stores it was as much a subject of ridicule as of awe. I think though that time will prove Kamen right. PEV’s will dominate the roads in due course, only this transportation revolution will not be planned out by either governments or companies; it will be driven instead the people finally getting fed-up with the absurdity and inefficiency of cars in an urban environment and hopping onto electric bikes and scooters.
It’s the ‘Poor man’s segway.’ If that means nothing to you right off the bat well check it out anyway. Also if you’re bored like I usually am you can check out hack-a-day. Cool stuff over there.
April 26th, 2005
The senior project is just about finished, I will just have to figure out what format I wanna use to throw it on here (probably flash). That will be up very soon.
April 25th, 2005
Message by George Carlin (due to the passing of his wife):
The paradox of our time in history is that we have
taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider
freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more,
but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have
bigger houses and smaller families; more
conveniences, but less time.We have more degrees but less sense; more knowledge,
but less judgment; more experts, yet more problems;
more medicine, but less wellness.We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too
recklessly; laugh too little, drive too fast; get
too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read
too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our
values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate
too often.We’ve learned how to make a living, but not a life.
We’ve added years to life, not life to years. We’ve
been all the way to the moon and back, but have
trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.
We conquered outer space but not inner space. We’ve
done larger things, but not better things.We’ve cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.
We’ve conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We
write more, but learn less. We plan more, but
accomplish less. We’ve learned to rush, but not to
wait.. We build more computers to hold more
information, to produce more copies than ever, but
we communicate less and less.These are the times of fast foods and slow
digestion, big men and small character, steep
profits and shallow relationships. These are the
days of two incomes but more divorce; fancier
houses, but broken homes.These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers,
throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight
bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to
quiet, to kill.It is a time when there is much in the showroom
window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when
technology can bring this letter to you, and a time
when you can choose either to share this insight, or
to just hit delete.Remember, spend some time with your loved ones,
because they are not going to be around forever.Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to
you in awe, because that little person soon will
grow up and leave your side. Remember, to give a
warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the
only treasure you can give with your heart and it
doesn’t cost a cent.Remember, to say, “I love you” to your partner and
your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and
an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep
inside of you. Remember to hold hands and cherish
the moment for someday that person will not be there
again. Give time to love, give time to speak, and
give time to share the precious thoughts in your
mind.AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we
take, but by the moments that take our breath away
April 25th, 2005
Ok I’ve joined the ranks of lame people everywhere and adopted this thing. For now there is a template until I change it to something a little more me. But hey, they make these things for a reason (they’re easy).
PS School’s is almost out of my vocabulary.